Welcome to the Colegrovian Ministry
Alcohol Tobacco Firearms & Narcotics
Minister of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms & Narcotics
National Gin Depository
The ATFN Ministry is responsible for administration of the National Gin Depository. The National Gin Depository's fall inventory reduction effort is underway. Many thanks to the Bureau of Tonic for their tireless efforts to increase Colegrovian tonic reserves.
The Minister of ATF&N would like to remind you to point that thing away from yourself and everyone else.
The ATF&N Dope Bureau Evidence Labratory would like to say "Look out for that Giant Plaid Rabbit!".
The Sturgeon General of Colegrovia says "A couple of cigars a month never hurt anyone".